Clayton News Daily | News for Monday, April 25, 2005

Close your eyes and breathe - Rob Felt

It's hard to distinguish which of the following is more uncomfortable: the sound of the drill whirring inside your mouth, the vibration buzzing deep into your jaw or the burning smell of a hot tooth being sanded away.

Dumb terrorists, dumb bomb - Ed Brock

New news from Iraq: Terrorists are stupid.

New pope, new hope? - Aisha I. Jefferson

At last, the cardinals have spoken, we have a pope!

Out of every bad, comes good - Shannon Jenkins

Don't tell my editor, but I get cranky when I have to work weekends.

Is America on the rise or on the decline? - Bob Paslay

Pardon me while I play Socrates. By that I mean, I am wondering something but I truly don't know the answer. So I will be questioning and out of that questioning may come some enlightenment. This is sincere. I know if any of you have ever been to a seminar in which the moderator is known as the "facilitator" you will look at me askance.

Sad days for fast food chain - Justin Boron

Dave, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you have to look down on the rock solid restaurant chain you created and see it eroding into the hands of crooks and con artists. These are definitely sad days for your daughter as well. Wendy won't even show her face anymore on the television.

Pets of the Week

Anastasia is a 2-year-old, charcoal-gray domestic longhair. She has been spayed and all vaccinations are current. Anastasia was rescued from the "death row" list at Animal Control. Aside from being one of the most beautiful cats at the shelter, she is also one of the sweetest. She does well with other cats. For more information call the Clayton County Humane Society at (770) 471-9436. Visit www.claytoncountyhumane.org to see other animals available for adoption.