Clayton News Daily | News for Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I want to think like a girl - Ed Brock

The headline of this column may well have you questioning my sexual orientation.

Close your eyes and breathe - Rob Felt

It's hard to distinguish which of the following is more uncomfortable: the sound of the drill whirring inside your mouth, the vibration buzzing deep into your jaw or the burning smell of a hot tooth being sanded away.

Have an opinion? Watch out for spit - Shannon Jenkins

You can't have an opinion these days without someone spitting in your face.

Is America on the rise or on the decline? - Bob Paslay

Pardon me while I play Socrates. By that I mean, I am wondering something but I truly don't know the answer. So I will be questioning and out of that questioning may come some enlightenment. This is sincere. I know if any of you have ever been to a seminar in which the moderator is known as the "facilitator" you will look at me askance.

Sheriff steps up legal attacks

By Justin Boron

Free Trade Area of the Americas will be right at home in Georgia

To the editor:

Mundy's Mill calls meeting to address parental concerns

By Greg Gelpi

Sad days for fast food chain - Justin Boron

Dave, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you have to look down on the rock solid restaurant chain you created and see it eroding into the hands of crooks and con artists. These are definitely sad days for your daughter as well. Wendy won't even show her face anymore on the television.

Pets of the Week

Anastasia is a 2-year-old, charcoal-gray domestic longhair. She has been spayed and all vaccinations are current. Anastasia was rescued from the "death row" list at Animal Control. Aside from being one of the most beautiful cats at the shelter, she is also one of the sweetest. She does well with other cats. For more information call the Clayton County Humane Society at (770) 471-9436. Visit www.claytoncountyhumane.org to see other animals available for adoption.