News for Tuesday, May 26, 2009


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Riverdale resident lands Washington internship

By Curt Yeomans

Thank you Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco made his mixed martial arts debut last Tuesday with hilarious results. Just as anyone would expect from a washed-up 44-year old former baseball player, the extent of Canseco's offense involved wrapping himself up in the fetal position, hoping to keep his opponent Hong Man Choi at bay with the scent of desperate fear, shattered legacies and most likely urine.

Southern Regional helps stroke victim recover

By Joel Hall

Terminating the Terminator - Mike Reagan

Californians said "no" loud and clear; "no" to new taxes, "no" to the Terminator, and "no" to Gen. Colin Powell, who said that Americans simply lust after paying new taxes to finance their pet government programs.

Morrow working with less assistance

By Brian Paglia

Youth Leadership program graduates 23 students

By Curt Yeomans

BOE to vote on school chief's contract, budget

By Curt Yeomans

Carlos Serrano has eye for danger

By Maria Jose Subiria