The Clayton County Funnies

December 10, 2012

.....Living in Clayton County is like having to live in a political combat zone, without a helmet.

.....Clayton County is proof that a dysfunction cannot exist without ignorance, and dumb people.

......If lopsided means unbalanced or leaning to one side, Clayton County should build their own version of the leaning tower of pisa.

.....It is often said that Clayton County is the laughing stock of the State of Georgia; This shameful fact don't seem to be bothersome to the voters, because they always come back for an encore performance at the polls.

.....Clayton County made their own News Headlines, by boasting about the movie industry choosing our county, as a place to shoot on location. I heard tales about one movie that was being film about Zombies.......Funny thing; About the same time that Zombie movie was supposedly to being film, We was having our Elections in the county.

....It is often said that Clayton County is a gift that keeps on giving......If this is true, then we might be getting one Holiday Gift a little late, and it also might be walkin a little small.

...Since The Atlanta Housing projects has been torn down, our crime rates has soared through the rook tops. The worse crimes committed by these new residents, has been done at the voting polls.

.......I always find it necessary to search for the qualifications of a candidate, out of my own curiosity. These qualifications are often written by the candidate to form an impression on the voters; I don't who these candidates are attempted to impress, because I get more overwhelmed by observing my cat scratching in her kitty litter box.

.....It never ceases to amaze me what our Clayton County Legislative Branch will do next, or what they don't do.....Mostly what they don't to represent our best interest. I'm disgusted and sad to watch such talent go to waste, underneath our State Capital's Gold Dome; They should have their own situation comedy television series : "Free Snacks At The Gold Dome".

.....I have often heard people, in this county, say that the voters should be more informed and educated before voting on a candidate : Shouldn't the voters be taught how to read first ?

......Many times I have been puzzled, as to why a successful person would want to run for a Legislative seat in this county; Could it be to make more friends ?........Raise the bar their social status ?.......Could it be the instant fame ?.......Promote their own private agendas or schemes ?.....Or is it, the vanity to having the citizens immortalized them, by creating jokes about their lopsided antics ?

.......I have a lot of heart felt kindness for our State Legislators in our county, so much, that I thought about taking up a collection to send them on a cruise to the Bermuda Triangle, on The Ship of Fools, but with the way our luck has been, I have this gut feeling that they would return.

.....This might not be an oldie, but it's still a Jewel...Ha, Ha : "2009-2010 Regular Session - HR 1073 Scott, Mrs. Jewel; Notable Woman of Achievement; recognize"....Sponsored By (1) Abdul-Salaam, Roberta 74th(2) Jordan, Darryl 77th(3) Sinkfield, Georganna 60th (4) Glanton, Mike 76th(5) Johnson, Celeste 75th(6) Baker, Glenn 78th

http://www.legis.ga.gov/Legislation/en-US/display/20092010/HR/1073

Laughing to keep from Crying by OscarKnight

In response to:

Waites drafts southside transit authority bill

Legislation has been pre-filed to create a transportation authority that could bring bus service and commuter rail to part of the Southern Crescent.

OscarKnight 6 months, 1 week ago

....Stay Tuned : More Come

OscarKnight 6 months, 1 week ago

......."Hill takes oath of office for second time"

........This Tickles My Funny Bone :

http://www.news-daily.com/news/2012/dec/13/hill-takes-oath-office-second-time/?c=85181

OscarKnight 6 months, 1 week ago

by Robert

OscarKnight 5 months, 3 weeks ago

.....Another Gut Buster for your funny bone :

...."Wole Ralph honored by NAACP"

http://www.news-daily.com/news/2012/dec/26/wole-ralph-honored-naacp/?c=87134

OscarKnight 5 months, 3 weeks ago

.....I might have ruffled a few feathers, ha, ha.

.........Oscar's Facebook Fan Club : "Unelect Kimbrough" "We have been keeping up with all of your post on the news daily and on face book and we are going to nominate you for "Village Jackass" of the year. You are truly a dumb ass and if you don't get help at Charter, please get help somewhere."

....Opinions don't count without having the proof.

......Who is "We"........Ha, Ha !!!!!!

OscarKnight 5 months, 3 weeks ago

....I should be flattered to receive such a honor, at least I can see that I'm not being ignored. I might be quite popular on these lopsided facebook pages.

....Can You Riddle Me With This :

....Who Is "We" ?

By the way.......Sometimes it's better to laugh, than to keep from crying, or getting upset.

OscarKnight 5 months, 3 weeks ago

...By the way : Tossing Insults on Oscar's Character, is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline....Ha, Ha

OscarKnight 5 months, 2 weeks ago

......Oscar's Clayco Village Idiots Awards

http://claytonwatchdog.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=funnies&action=display&thread=3950

OscarKnight 5 months, 2 weeks ago

......The Clayton Democrat Party of Stupidity :

....."Democrats throw support behind Hill"

(( "The Clayton County Democratic Party is asking voters to re-elect Victor Hill as sheriff on Nov. 6" ))

Democrats throw support behind Hill by Curt Yeomans

......There are two entirely separate Democrat Parties in Clayton County; This Party is probably the Party of Lopsided Nonsense & Stupidity.

OscarKnight 4 months, 3 weeks ago

.............BRAGGING RIGHTS !!!!

...Although; Clayton County might not have the best elected officials in The State of Georgia, and our State Legislative Delegation lends no support for our self protect rights, we remain the happiness county in the State & The Dumbness county in State !!!

...Be Happy, and continue to be Dumber !!!!

OscarKnight 4 months, 1 week ago

.....Transit Bills :

.....HB 6 : Transit Rail Bill :

2013-2014 Regular Session

HB 6 Piedmont Altamaha Transit Authority Act; enact

OscarKnight 4 months ago

...Another chapter of The Clayton County Funnies :

http://www.news-daily.com/news/2013/feb/15/legislative-term-reaching-midpoint/?c=98610

OscarKnight 3 months, 2 weeks ago

http://www.news-daily.com/news/2011/may/04/questions-linger-about-gun-stolen-from-ralphs-car/?c=101343

Maybe Porter should gave Ralph some training, about how to secure a firearm, before handing Ralph a county owned pistol......Or maybe Porter missed this class, while attending his Police Training ?

Clayton County police chief also theft victim by Staff

OscarKnight 3 months, 1 week ago

Voice of the people

((“I would like to think we as Clayton County citizens and commissioners would think more of our county and give it a better name than [b]‘Funk Fest,’[/b] ” Slagel said. “Call it ‘Fun Fest,’ ‘Family Fest,’ ‘Summer Fest’ — anything other than ‘Funk Fest.’ " ))

........Did I read this right ?

.....Does these people want to get the funk outta their faces ?